Would fucking read the shit out of it if it became reality.
Hey Reddit! Quite honestly, I'm flattered that you guys would even be remotely interested in hearing what happened as a result of the Craigslist ad. I'm actually in an airport right now waiting to fly to NYC (my nomadic ass is at it again). I start boarding in about 30 minutes and have a layover in Baltimore, so I'll definitely start the thread and and link it back to you guys tomorrow morning.
Brief synopsis while I'm waiting on my flight: It was actually a very wild adventure. I lost 2 jobs, drove from Alabama to California twice, partied with strangers in St. Louis, Denver, Orem Utah (of all places) Las Vegas, San Francisco, LA and San Diego. These past 4 months have changed me in ways you couldn't imagine. I also had a lot of weird sex. Which is awesome.
P.S. Upvotes for OktoberStorm for reaching out to me on FB.
HERE IS THE GUY — UPVOTE HIM
One of us
HAVE ALL MY UPVOTES.
Are you related to Jack Kerouac?
Hey, take care. If you ever reach the northern hemisphere there is always a warm bed for you here!
Edit: That didn't come out right. The bed is probably cold, but the house is warm.
Edit again: I know you're already in the northern hemisphere. I meant above the polar circle ;) (Note to self: Think before writing!)
that makes the two of us.
I started the thread. Ask away!
Thought the ad was hilarious since I read it in Aziz Ansari's voice
Really glad I'm not the only one who did this.
I didn't but I'm gonna read again specifically for that purpose.
I read it in Harvey's voice from Epic Meal Time for some reason. The "don't eat meat" thing ruined it though, fuck...
i totally read it in the same voice!
Not sure if Kenny Powers or Good Guy Greg.
Not sure it matters.
At first i thought eh this guy is an asshole, but by the end i would pay him to be my roommate.
that was by far the funniest read I had in a minute
holy shit i would love living with that guy.
i wonder if hes got a room going spare.
Pic before this goes away!
This needs to happen
I want to be friends with this guy
I would be this guys roommate in a heartbeat.
That was fucking amazing! Wow.
Hilarious. Best read so far of the day. I love jerkey
Guy watches too much epic meal time.
That fake gangster shit isn't funny, fool.
Request for his picture for the new "Good Guy Greg"?
I follow him on twitter (@bestroomyever). Apparently he had a 5 oz bottle of lube confiscated at a TSA checkpoint in Birmingham today haha! https://twitter.com/BestRoomyEver/statuses/172388219097329665
Alabama!
I LOVED THAT AD! (No I have nothing to ask but that ad was AWESOME)
Someone is going to make this into a movie one day.
Isn't that just a not-as-funny rip-off of this?
this guy would be the best fucking roomate evar. fuck ya!
I have him on facebook, I'll send him this link.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Let this be true
Quite so. He hasn't answered yet, but I can confirm he lives with someone right now ;)
Do you know if he got said roommate jerky? That was like over the top on the awesome scale because I fucking LOVE jerky.
I love jerky too, but I don't know what happened to it.
He's on a flight to NYC, but will try to do an AMA later.
:o OktoberStorm may potentially deliver what would make my week.
Not a huge fan of quoting private messages, but this is just stating the facts: « I've always really wanted to do an AMA. I'll probably post around 9 am EST tomorrow morning. It may be a bit late when I arrive in the city tonight.»
I'll have to check reddit before class.
The winky face makes me want to know who this is even more!
He's single, and I absolutely won't speculate in his romantic endeavors. But you can do some speculating when he comes on later.
Oh. We will speculate.
Bring forth the speculatoscope!
To the speculatorium!
That doesn't make sense, but if you're a girl I'd be happy to try out whatever machinery you got going on.
In the television show Futurama, created Matt Groening (of Simpson's fame), the character Professor Farnsworth often refers to rooms of his building (Planet Express) as ____atorium, depending on what is needed.
Awesome